I prefer to use the other end of the bottle in barroom brawls because it is easier to grip. Could you bring that out? Do you need to measure my hand to find the ideal wine bottle to use in a fight?
I keep a foiler and a corkscrew in my car in case of emergencies.
It’s a smooth wine but not anymore…Just strain the cork through your teeth…And don’t cut yourself….there may be shards of glass too……..
and the bottle was really fragile
Displeased that the customer brought his own wine…..charge him corkage!
Hank Hill is moonlighting, I’ll tell you what…
I never have this problem with my PBR.
Save the cork trees! Use screw tops!
Isn’t that what you use a 6-gun for?
Well you only ordered a half litre.
“…and all the little slivers of glass.”
“I’m still practicing opening Champagne with a sword…”
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
sirbadger over 4 years ago
I prefer to use the other end of the bottle in barroom brawls because it is easier to grip. Could you bring that out? Do you need to measure my hand to find the ideal wine bottle to use in a fight?
DanFlak over 4 years ago
I keep a foiler and a corkscrew in my car in case of emergencies.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
It’s a smooth wine but not anymore…Just strain the cork through your teeth…And don’t cut yourself….there may be shards of glass too……..
sandpiper over 4 years ago
and the bottle was really fragile
lagoulou over 4 years ago
Displeased that the customer brought his own wine…..charge him corkage!
Thomas Scott Roberts creator over 4 years ago
Hank Hill is moonlighting, I’ll tell you what…
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
I never have this problem with my PBR.
Diat60 over 4 years ago
Save the cork trees! Use screw tops!
Tentoes over 4 years ago
Isn’t that what you use a 6-gun for?
garcoa over 4 years ago
Well you only ordered a half litre.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 4 years ago
“…and all the little slivers of glass.”
JP Steve Premium Member over 4 years ago
“I’m still practicing opening Champagne with a sword…”