Clay Jones for October 04, 2019

Just put an eyepatch on a string so he can have a codpiece.

He’s practically wearing one already.

Just give him a jockstrap, from a Ken doll.

Just three Dora the Explorer band-aids, and you’re done.

Some idiot? Whoever could it be? Is it the same idiot that said he’ll keep quiet about the ‘Hong Kong’ problem for dirt on Biden?

Yes, the tariff rates on 5-XXXXXLL Extra FAT Jumpsuits was raised since Ivanka’s company doesn’t make them.

Scumbag

Clay, that image could be used to make suspects crack: “I’ll talk, just don’t show it to me again!”

Ahhhhhhh! My eyes! My brain! Ahhhhhhh!

Would not necessarily be a bad thing for the trump.. he does have a history of liking “fetishes” and a fat naked orange body would be a real draw for his roomies.

The Emperor’s New Uniform

…finally…“The Emperor has No Clothes”….

He really is an orange skinned alien, no wonder he is a traitor to the human race.

Trump must have some bigly tanning bed. By the way, is this what winning trade wars looks like? Yikes!

Let him make his own jumpsuit for the tiny wages that prison inmates make,

Put him in the dungeon of Id with the Spook!

When Clay Jones produces a cartoon such at this, I am eternally grateful  that he doesn’t do accurate representational drawing. There wouldn’t… couldn’t… be enough eye-bleach!

Give him a pink one.