Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 25, 2021
Transcript:
Captain Victorious: Hey, you're Kid Jiffy, right? The fast guy? Man: You know it! Captain Victorious; Hey man, admit it - your power is pretty silly, right? Man: Wha-? Captain Victorious: I mean, come one. You can run really fast. So what? How many times do you need to win a race to beat a bad guy? And so you can dodge stuff. Woo-hoo. What do you do, wait for the guy to run out of bullets and then trip him? I'm sure you're great at relaying messages from one hero to another, too. Wow. But what could you possibly do to someone as powerful as me? Seriously? Hamhock: Hee hee hee! Captain Victorious: And what are you laughing at?? Man: You're right, Cap. I could never get one over on you...
LawrenceS over 2 years ago
Always wondered how there could be any villain who could go up against the Flash? He’d have you in handcuffs before you were even capable of knowing he was there.
Amra Leo over 2 years ago
chortle
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Flash was always my favorite!
CccComics4me over 2 years ago
What a pizza delivery guy he would make!
P51Strega over 2 years ago
He would have to have other powers – heat resistance to withstand the air friction heating; bulletproof to withstand impacts with bugs and other small objects at speeds well above normal bullet speeds.
knight1192a over 2 years ago
Yeah, he could never get ONE over on you, Cap. Not when he could easily get FOUR OVER ON YOU. By the way, you might not wanna say too much more or folks might know what you really look like under your mask. He’ll post it all over Facebook.
95 over 2 years ago
Wanna see that again?