Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 05, 2020
December 04, 2020
December 06, 2020
Transcript:
Tyr: As a war god, I was worshipped by the thousands! Every warrior called on ME for aid, battle after battle! My followers were constantly waging war!! So WHERE are they now? Why don't they call on me anymore?? Ralston: They all killed each other? Tyr: Yeah, I guess that's right... Ralston: Shoulda thought about being a fertility god.
distortion over 3 years ago
That WOULD be more fun.
rugeirn over 3 years ago
Making good career choices early is a really important part of a long and successful life.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s the same problem Cancer Stick manufacturers had.
Wlly Blly over 3 years ago
Is that what the rabbit is? I’ve heard about them!
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
“I’m your Venus, I’m your fire…”
AndrewSihler over 3 years ago
I suppose for roughnecks “The jolly rattle / Of an ordeal by battle” etc., etc., is catnip, but fertility gods must have even more fun.
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Freya already has that job.
knight1192a over 3 years ago
No, the survivors became lawyers.