Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 14, 2020
February 13, 2020
February 15, 2020
Transcript:
Man: We need a new corporate mascot, Fritz. Something for the kids. Fritz: Great! What's your product? Man: We need to grab that youth market. We need something edgy! Fritz: I just need to know what you're selling. Man: Oh, well, it's something that's enjoyed by millions! And if exposed to when young, it creates lifelong customers! Loyal, committed customers who - Fritz: You're from a tobacco company, aren't you? Man: We prefer to call ilt "puffy stuff" these days.
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 4 years ago
Nicotine makes a good bug spray.
Display about 4 years ago
They’re looking for a heroin for their story (no, not misspelled).
Michael G. about 4 years ago
“It’s toasted!”
Teto85 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Just look at Juul’s proposed ad campaign for MIDDLE SCHOOLS.
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
How about “Blackie the Lung?”
ChessPirate about 4 years ago
“Thank You For Smoking”…
Wendy Emlinger Premium Member about 4 years ago
Fritz should tell him to stick his head where the sun don’t shine and never darken his door again.