Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 14, 2020
Man: We need a new corporate mascot, Fritz. Something for the kids. Fritz: Great! What's your product? Man: We need to grab that youth market. We need something edgy! Fritz: I just need to know what you're selling. Man: Oh, well, it's something that's enjoyed by millions! And if exposed to when young, it creates lifelong customers! Loyal, committed customers who - Fritz: You're from a tobacco company, aren't you? Man: We prefer to call ilt "puffy stuff" these days.