Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 01, 2019

I’m more concerned about Sam-I-Am’s inability to take “no” for an answer.

besides grass and hay, do unique orns eat anything else?

Humans may be omnivores, but we have our chewing and digesting limitations.

I’ll be shocked if this restaurant doesn’t even have french fries.

Alfalfa? (I was going to say “Hay?” but that seemed a bit too coarse for a unicorn)

Maybe they at least have apples and oat cereals

Maybe there’s a unicorn restaurant that also has people food?

There are enough unicorns to keep a restaurant in business? wow.

She needs a rumen transplant, Marigold.

Probably have to skip the entrees of artisanal hays and order the fruit and salad greens which would be on the desert menu.

Heck, give Phoebe a fifth and she’d be willing to eat the sidewalk…

I would think that unicorns would have a wide palate as much as Houyhnhnms and Humans also bears.

would you eat a unicorn?