Clay Jones for September 21, 2019

So now we know the real reason Trump is so opposed to SOLAR power!

Because he looks just as orange in sunlight!

It’s a deep state conspiracy, I tells ya! Or maybe deep space?

Call out the Space Force!

Trumpa-Lumpas!!!

Somehow, Oillight Sonata doesn’t have the same ring to it.

It’s NEVER his fault….duh

Well they don’t make him look stupid. He does that all by himself.

I was driving on my way to work here in Southern California when out of a sudden I almost got into an accident because a very large orange glow from the sun blinded my view… oh, wait, it was just the potus!!!

Tell me again, how many Oompa Loompa does it take to change a light bulb?

He needs a good swift kick in the “Oompa-Loompas”!! (Ask anyone on Pearls Before Swine about it…)

If the Big Orange Idiot could read he would know that he has a choice of kelvin rated bulbs to choose from and that the old incandescent bulbs were generally rated at 2700K which could very well make anyone look orange. Personally, I think he really meant to say that the LED’s made his makeup look orange. Apparently no one has told him yet that we can see the makeup line at his neck and that it makes his real skin look gray. Thankfully, the lighting companies are refusing to go back to making incandescents.

It has nothing to do with that orange goop Trump slathers on his pasty white face to make himself like like a psychotic hypnotist.

Yah, it’s the led light bulbs. What a moron. They must cause the pasty white circles around his eyes too. Trump, the energy inefficient President.

Trump has paid more in farmer bailouts to counteract his tariffs

than Obama paid to save the US auto industry, which the republicans criticized him for.

Yes, but Trump is (temporarily) a Republican, and permanently white folks (despite his orange skin), which probably explains that…..

In the book, the Oompa Loompas were basically like African pygmies, which even at the time seemed kind of racist. Yet, a quick thought experiment: how much MORE would Trump whine if it were Africans “forcing” him to do much of ANYTHING?

They are putting in the old CFL bulbs LED is more efficient by at least 3 to 1 .

Yep, it’s either the DS or Obama or both are the cause of everything bad according to tRump and his AQnon minions. tRump is never wrong ‘cause he’s a stable genius and the God anointed POTUS. Excuse me while I go throw up.

Pretty soon, coal won’t be enough for him; he’ll want to bring back whale oil lamps and the whaling industry.

Why stop there? Candles provide a softer glow. Also they are made of hydrocarbons which seems to fuel this presidency.