Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for October 20, 2019

C’mon Dave, have a heart! Oh, that’s right, you don’t have one.

@Montana Lady Greetings from your friends Connie and Tony from Malta to you and yours .

Aw, c’mon, you know the script as well as Dave does. Just wait ‘til the Cowardly Lion joins up, then you can have him do the deed … before you fly away, never again to be seen.

But but, he oiled me once….

“I’d do it myself, but I’d need at least 2 more buddies before a murder is possible”

Sorry, Crow. That guy is part of a matched set.

He wants to strike a deal.

For the crow, that would be a match made in Heaven.

Don’t do it. The crow is lying. He just wants a bonfire.