Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 30, 2020

I think Tony decided on “malcontent”.

Tony, your face gives you away.

It’s unanimous. I think Tony is definitely leaning toward the latter option.

He’s not the only malcontent in this tent.

Quick, someone give Tony an Alka-seltzer or a laxative! It might be dyspepsia or dyspoopsia!

Ooooh, he has the 12-inch plastic ruler out! Put it away, Tony! Don’t bring a tiny ruler to a HOA fight.

The question is WHO is he gonna fight, should he decide?

It was true; his neighbor’s driveway was 1 and 3/8 inches on to his property. News at 11.

Decisions.. Decisions.. it will ultimately be decided though by his shirt.. is it one that he doesn’t like and if it tears won’t matter much.

Kinda looks like he’ll be breaking through the skin on his right palm any second now.

Whether he’s content probably depends on the content of his mind… or if he has a con tent in his yard…

Tony, if you go for the latter, stay away from Scooter.

Life’s warning: Malcontents may settle during handling. This argument is sold by weight and not volume. :>)

I sure wouldn’t mess with big Tony!