Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 23, 2020

Elliot has obviously entered his second childhood.

Is Elliot the brother of Benjamin Button?

Elliot has made his ES-cape, with just a fake nose left behind.

Or perhaps he has been transported, back before they figured out how to include your clothing in the transporter beam.

Either way, he is enjoying his freedom.

Another possibility: If you get belittled long enough. maybe you become littler.

Or maybe Ballard is experiencing some sort of…. no, that can’t be… or can it?

It’s better than melting.

I’ve heard guys complain about shrinkage…

But this is ridiculous!

Maybe he’s an introvert….

“Scott.”

You cursed brat! Look what you’ve done! I’m melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?

“Elliot, that salve for shrinking bunions, you didn’t eat it, did you?”

It’s that darn diet.. and the cold

Elliot is getting ready to audition for the new remake of HONEY, I SHRUNK THE KIDS. (Yes, they are doing a remake/sequel.)