Joe Heller for September 04, 2019

Too bad the NFL isn’t nearly as good as it used to be. I’m hoping it can rebound this season, but I’m not holding my breath.

I take refuge in a good book.

How about 200 miles away in a motel room…

Hopefully not another nation if Imbecile #1 wins re-election.

Anything but football.

Take “refuge” in watching a sport that has caused an unbelievable amount of brain and other physical damages in the players. Take “refuge” in a game that uses war terms. Take “refuge” in a sport that encourages an incredible amount of gambling.

Find your refuges where you can.

Starting? CFL started on June 13th. GO RIDERS!!!

Don’t bother daddy on Saturday because he is watching college football…Don’t bother daddy Sunday because he is watching the NFL…Daddy can’t help you with your homework Monday or Thursday night because of professional football…Daddy can’t go to the school event Wednesday because that’s when his fantasy football group meets…

The Voting Booth! The only shelter with a promise of possible change from needing to shelter at all…

As of now, Great Britain no longer qualifies.

Pretty bad design on that storm cellar. Looks more like a drowning chamber.