Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 18, 2019

Livin’ on the edge!

It’s what is commonly known as a win-win situation, Walt!

And if there aren’t any fish at least the water keeps the beer cool.

…fishing ain’t never been about fishing…

My wife thinks I’m with my mistress, my mistress thinks I’m with my wife, I’m at work as it’s the only way I can get anything done.

You are awesome, Walt. Aunty brags about you whenever you have bread. $$$$

And if you’re really having a good day, you won’t catch anything.

I went fishing and caught a Seagull.

At least someone appreciates you. My dog thinks I’m awesome because I can open doors and access treats.

Just remember,If you catch a whopper, don’t put it on Facebook.

Are you wearing your orthopaeduck boots?

STOP! Don’t feed bread to ducks!!!!

UK PC lot have deemed feeding ducks bread outlawed. RSPB says it’s rubbish, but give them other things like peas, bird seed and oats too.

And, if the Fish ain’t Bitin’ you can always got Fishin’ for Ducks.

Or Chickens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zTzh-l-1do

And when the chickens come home to roost they’ll be heck to pay.

While bread may not be the best food for ducks and other water fowl, just bread itself won’t kill them.

From the BBC:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/newsbeat-50087990