Kliban by B. Kliban for September 09, 2019

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    donwalter  over 4 years ago

    …now wouldn’t THAT leave a bad taste in one’s mouth…

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    twclix  over 4 years ago

    There are unifying self-organizing principles that undergird creation. We have begun to unravel this mystery with such mental maps illustrated by the periodic table, electromagnetic spectral effects, the uncertainty of quantum activity, gravity, and other non-negotiable physical phenomena.

    Every night, when you go to sleep, these organizing principles go to work in your brain and body. You encounter “god” during sleep, and god encounters “you.”

    We die in a very short span of time unless we’re being touched by the divine every time we sleep.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Brusha brusha toothpaste…..

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    Kip W  over 4 years ago

    This is why we fluoridate the water.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 4 years ago

    He/she/they/it needs to, after all the food for thought our behavior has provided.

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    No wonder they’re so white – Brain Bleach !

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    1MadHat Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Does He follow up with mental floss, like he should?

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    WaltWenger Premium Member over 4 years ago

    God is an hairy man, but I am a smooth man.

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    Spiffy  over 4 years ago

    I was wondering how I got that hair stuck between my teeth.

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