Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 14, 2019

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    pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago

    From my fave (partially because it includes fave) dictionary (Amer. Herit. 4 Ed.):

    Usage Note: The word dour, which is etymologically related to duress and endure, traditionally rhymes with tour. The variant pronunciation that rhymes with sour is, however, widely used and must be considered acceptable.

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    Kaputnik  over 4 years ago

    Maybe he’ll feel better if he puts bags of warm corn chips on his feet. Toasty-toes.

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    Well, that’s what cheese is – milk so sour it turned solid.

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    He’s gonna be in the bathroom for a while…..

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    He must be watching the New York Jets game.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Now there is a sad cartoon.. and old man getting off on a box of Douritos.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I don’t know about Doritos but Lay’s Potato Chips seem to be testing every possible flavor combination in the world!

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    Intolerant lactose.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    For the curmudgeon in your life.

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    whenlifewassimpler  over 4 years ago

    Yuck that is just gross and I love my Doritos……

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    tad1  over 4 years ago

    ICK!!!!

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    Petemejia77  over 4 years ago

    Never seen a bag of chips as big as my torso. Must be a Costco buy.

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