Nick and Zuzu by Nick Galifianakis for September 11, 2019

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    Joe-AllenDoty Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Moses brought two identical tablets of stone from Mt. Sinai. And they had writing on BOTH sides. There was actually 630 commandments and not just 10. One tablet was stored in the Ark of the Covenant. In the Bible “ark” means “box.” It does not mean “boat.”

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “The Ten Vision Statements”

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    Vet Premium Member over 4 years ago

    In which Thou shall not kill only has one specific meaning. The actual word (later interpreted) as kill they used meant not killing each other in the tribe just because you want to. Any other non-tribal member was free to kill or enslave.

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    Imagonnadie  over 4 years ago

    They really are suggestions at this point. Look at how many people ignore the 3rd.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It says don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. Don’t say that unless He means it.

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