In Security by Bea R. for September 02, 2019

Hmm …

Sam just step back and let Sedine Handle this. In the meantime quietly get the hose and other necessary equipment ready for when the groundhog’s have her buried up to her neck in the middle of the yard.

With groundhogs? What’s she gonna do talk sweet with them and hope they make her queen of the underworld?(I’ve heard crazier plans)

Knowing Ellie she’ll probably agree, leading to 3 possible outcomes: They’ll team up, Sedine will change her mind, or they’ll battle for control of the groundhog empire. XD

Give Sam a break he’s Irish, there are no groundhogs in Ireland. They’ve had to fight off vikings at one point, but no groundhogs.

Just set Clo-Chi outside and wait for them all to flee in terror. Or start up some sort of insane death cult centered around their new dark god. Either way it should be interesting.

They’ll be alright, no need to worry about them, Serine.

“Perhaps we can reason with them…” [shaking my head]

On the other hand, it might be easier than reasoning with Sedine.

Sedine, you’re mistaken common moles with the mole people.

Groundhog? They make bigger holes, usually one entrance and four exists. This looks like moles or possibly gophers.

Oh, please Sedine, not all animals are nice. Some are pests and need to be removed.

You’ve never seen Caddyshack, have you, Sedine? (Yeeah, I know it was a gopher in that film, but they’re kind of related.)

Oh, the drama that is Sedine.

If he can reason with Sedine, reasoning with the groundhogs oughta be a snap.

Dine-O-Mite!

Bring out Clo-Chi! Just remember to put him back in the closet once they’re all gone. Remember: we’re only getting rid of the groundhogs this time. Although, chasing Roy away would be a bonus, wouldn’t it?

Groundhogs? Must live in the Northeast somewhere, aka the Freezer Zone. We had pocket gophers in sunny So Cal when I was a kid, and my Boston Terrier had a natural varmint instinct and was adept at raking them to death with her claws so as to avoid their nasty front teeth. Nature is a beautiful thing, eh Sedine? Bwooohahahaha!!!

Groundhogs, Groundhogs, go go Groundhogs.

(From “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying”.)