Clay Bennett for August 30, 2019

The REAL White House circa 2016

Whites only house

A shithouse poet he is not.

The tweethouse is still way to civilized for the likes of Trump.

Keeps the swamp fed.. but might be a tad small. Surely the trump could use the plus size model.

Needs to be covered in gold leaf, or the current resident can’t use it to its full capacity.

Needs a lock on the outside!!!!

Guess what Trump has for brains.

Wonder what the graffiti on those walls would show? Come to think of it, I’d really rather not know.

Bird droppings on the deck of the ship of state.

Was Twit-ter intentionally or ironically named?

Must have good lighting in there so he can do his tweeting at 3 a.m.

That’s just his privacy shield like Zinke had, and this one only cost us $36,000,000 !

That can’t be right. It’s not Gilded.

Ever sit on a gold toilet seat in winter?

I heard the guy who invented this, um, ‘medium’ got his account hacked today. I wonder if the skewers felt any sharper since it was his own and not one of the peasants’.