Mike Luckovich for August 30, 2019

Just nuke ’em all.

Bed bugs are cleaner and have more class.

“Quick, Henry, the Flit!”

There are some things even a bed bug won’t do!

Maybe the hurricane will wash it a way….

Which would you rather have in your bed? I’ll take the bugs.

Now go all day trying not to think of the condition of Trump (any Trump)’s sheets.

There goes the neighborhood.

How vintage, Kaffekup! Good one.

Ivanka must be out somewhere with Jared, soliticing bribes from foreign governments…………+

Kaffekup: it`s ingredients still in use.

If the Trump corporation had EVER been willing to appease guests who suffered badly enough from pests at the Trump properties, including bed bugs, to need medical care then they never would have been sued so the instances at ANY of his properties that have made the news would not have done so.

Here is Doral:

https://www.miamiherald.com/entertainment/ent-columns-blogs/jose-lambiet/article129651494.html

Eric is the spitting image of an upper middle class twit.

OH WOW! What are the kids calling it these days? The SHADE!

Haw!

Imagine the other leaders of G7 countries lying in bed and they’re covered with bedbugs. After a steaming hot shower, they go to the restaurant for breakfast. Crusted crud from previous meals is stuck on plates and utensils. When the swinging doors to the kitchen open, a business of flies escape into the dining room.I wonder. Would those leaders not share with reporters – perhaps including photos/videos – of their experiences? Would they not flee from Trump’s “resort”?

Ewwww

Savage, hilarious and accurate.

HAHAHA WHAT A GREAT TOON!!