Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 11, 2019

“Well, sir. My wazoo is what you will be handing me if I explain to you what a wazoo is.”

Couldn’t find it with both hands.

Wow, Frank Zappa is showing his age these days. Glad to hear his old album is still earning him some cash.

Sounds painful.

Sir, your wazzoo is being laundered….

Backed up wazzoos is a major problem for the 1%.

Yeah, his will be an “old wazzoo.”

All I can say is, must be nice!

Sounds like an American president we all know.

Flashback to one of the great Super Bowl commercials of all time.

(Somebody else can post the link — youtube site is blocked from my worksite server)

Yes, your wazoo is leaking.

he’s also heard talk of his head being up there, too…

Wazzoo say dat?

Didn’t I see that guy on a gurney in hospital elevator a few years back?

Don’t forget his doohickey and his thing-a-ma-jig.