Clay Jones for September 01, 2019

Just wondering if the damned idiot in the offal office was planning to nuke the storm just before it hit Mar-a-lago, if it was.

For Bonespurs, toilet paper makes more sense than towels.

Thanks for the belly laugh, Clay!

I just said to my wife, three days ago, trumpy’s staying here to “protect”Florida, break out the paper towels! Right on, Mr. Jones.

First time I have visited the middle category. I guess the middle does not like trumpy either.

Making the paper towel business great again.

Throws towels, bellows hot air….what a guy

It would be SO MUCH BETTER if those were bricks…or concrete blocks…

Good one again Mr. Jones.

Damn, there goes another forest – all cut down.

Jones captures that simian posture to a tee.

Lol and ha ha ha !

Paper towels AND thoughts and prayers.

Yes, loving this one! Always love a good laugh!

Three-ply, extra absorbent, thoughts and prayers to you, Mr. President!

Trump: I can’t go to Poland if Mar-A-Lardo in in the path of Hurricane Dorian! I’ve ordered the Pentagon to commence “Operation Quicker Picker Upper” to airdrop as many Bounty paper towels as necessary to surround my resort. Cheap generic towels are verboten.

The quicker picker uppers??? or the generic ones for our great leader ;)

Tots and pears for Trump’s properties.

For everyone else in the path of Dorian, my sympathy and best wishes. And please, if you’re told to evacuate, DO IT!

The Chosen One used his powers of god to save Florida and Mara-a-lago.

Brilliant!

I’m sort of sad that Mar A Lago won’t suffer much from this hurricane. Though of course, he’d find a way to make us all pay if it did, so I’m sort of not.

(Nicely illustrated response though: Double thumbs up!)