Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 12, 2019

Already occupied by four Starbucks.

Don’t forget the cell phone towers.

But, half of them will fail on the next toss.

comic strip: 2008 ‘Depression Monopoly’: hotels closed, jail full, people living in the little cars. Don’t remember the source but this is close to the text. Also getting closer to a repeat in 2020.

I’d go with 2 brewers and a pot dispensary.

Well, it is the Hipster Edition.

Crafty move!

Trillium, Treehouse, and Foam!

I’ll be the new monopoly.

You’ll have to settle for Dad’s Root Beer.

Oh, too bad you landed collage debt, your bankrupt, I win.

And put a card in Chance that reads: You served a customer too many drinks he was charged with a DWI. Go directly to Jail, $500 fine.

Make them Brewpubs. The money is in the beer, but the food makes them thirsty.