Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 02, 2019

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    Nachikethass  over 4 years ago

    Justice is unemployed? Or is she out for a break?

    Maybe laid off – all over the world.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    There’s nothing you CAN do, ma’am. Only a free people can ensure that justice is served.

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    whahoppened  over 4 years ago

    Oh, sorry, we’ve gotta bring the problems to you.

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 4 years ago

    You want service? Drop the scales and [REDACTED DUE TO GOCOMICS RULES].

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    The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Chop, chop, chop.

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    NobodyAwesome Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Well ma’am, you need to be rich, so that you can afford a top-notch lawyer. And if you are super rich, then you can buy the necessary lawmakers to write your own laws. These rules apply to all countries.

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    guyjen2004 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    She doesn’t tip. Get it? :)

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    cdward  over 4 years ago

    Justice will not be served here.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Load up my scales and make them even…

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    “We’ll be right with you. Be sure to try the Tort-ellini.”

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    You might start with putting down the sword…

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    Al Nala  over 4 years ago

    Wave the sword around.

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