Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 06, 2019

I’d say he absolutely forgot how to put it on. June had better grab him before he gets out the door.

Oh he put it on right. All he has to do is pull up the hood to cover his face. Perfect.

He LIKES wearing a hoodie? I try to stay in T-shirts as long as possible.

still pretty hot in tx!!!Iwouldnt be wearing nothingbut summer clothes!!

Somewhere there is a village missing its idiot.

On her tv show, Reba would have called him a mo-ron.

almost?

OMG! He’ll start a new fashion craze. . .and go down in history with zoot suits, bell-bottomed pants, nehru jackets, and other fabulous fashion of note.

Its a snack food conveyance device for lazy college students. Also know as drool catcher.

It’s a security device. If the world gets too tough, pull up your hoodie. If you can’t see it, it can’t hurt you.

My wife wears a hoodie inside during the summer. One problem with evaporative cooling, it’s either on or off. Better than the alternative, which is my whining about the heat all day.

He even managed to get his elbows to bend the opposite direction!

I wish I had a dollar for every middle school student I’ve heard complain about being hot (with temps in mid-90s) while wearing their long-sleeved sweatshirt or hoodie.

AC is the best invention of mankind. Einstein my foot! Mr. Willis Carrier is a true genius.

It’s not a hoodie, it’s a BUNNY HUG!

Must be going to the movies. You could put a lot of popcorn in there and not worry about dropping it.

When we took a Sea of Cortez cruise in March 2005, the last full day between Cabo and San Diego was finally a good day to ear my new fleece jacket.