Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 24, 2019

Could just get out and walk to the next house…

I said make it stop at the beginning of November when the non-stop Xmas music started.

Not until you’ve delivered. Every. Damn. Toy.

What’s Christmas without a little Edgar Allen Poe? https://poets.org/poem/bells

I know that one horse open sleighs are supposed to have jingling bells, but do reindeer drawn conveyances follow the same rule?

Jingle Bells isn’t the most annoying Xmas song, but it’s in the top 20. I’m listening to “Best of Slayer” right now, thanks Spotify.

I’d play that song to drown out Bruce Springsteen’s “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” any day!

Jingle Bells was originally written for the Thanksgiving celebration.