Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 23, 2019

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    GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The candy man can, cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Eating children; fairy tales from all over the world have this feature to motivate desired behavior in children by terrifying them. Kind of interesting once you realize it.

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    Kaputnik  over 4 years ago

    Oompa, Loompa, doompety ditch,

    Life is tough for a hard working witch.

    Oompa, Loompa, doompety douse,

    With a factory next to her gingerbread house.

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    Qiset  over 4 years ago

    TonyTodd will get you!

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 4 years ago

    I wanna live in THAT neighborhood!

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  over 4 years ago

    Witches Be Loco!

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Loved all the ‘sweet’ references and the ‘Get off my Lawn’ Oompa Loompa sign. But is it the Candy Man of Sammy Davis or the Tony Todd one? I like to think it’s the latter….bwahahaha.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Well, I happen to think The Candyman is just what Wicked Witch needs. Just imagine what their kids would be like as they ate THEM out of house and home.

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