Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 12, 2019

Last bath I took was in 2011. I had just moved into my new house which has a HUGE master bathroom and a very large bathtub in the corner. I decided to try it out. VERY uncomfortable. It was sort of like a Roman bath tub, with straight walls. Couldn’t recline and get comfortable at all, so after that back to the showers.

You think it was bad this morning? Wait until this afternoon. Rush hour traffic is always feels worse after a long hard day of work.

Oh my goodness. Look at what I just said. Adam:Long hard day of work. That’s an oxymoron, isn’t it.

I had been having trouble with callouses on my feet, and it turned out to be much easier to deal with them after soaking them

As long as I’m soaking my feet, I may as well relax my whole old tired body while I’m at it

A bath with a book has become a treasured part of my days off

Yeah stress, he kept losing at spider solitaire.

For environmental reasons, I no longer take baths, but dang sometimes I miss ’em. Pat me on the head now.

Who is dumber, more pathetic human being, Adam Newman or Ted Forth?

Arthur: I’m going to take a bath. Hobson: I’ll alert the media. (Arthur, 1981)

Especially stressful when you factor in the need to always keep one eye on the shadows in case the squirrels are lurking. (They’re out there somewhere! I just know it!)

First and foremost your not supposed to take things, it’s stealing unless you are a politician (BOTH SIDES). Also, can you say “Snowflake”?

Go and get a professional massage you and your wife instead.