WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for August 16, 2019

“We will bring more news if there are survivors after this commercial break.”

“There’s plenty good money to be made, supplying the army with the tools of the trade. Just hope and pray when they drop the bomb, they drop it on the Vietcong!” – (In homage to the 50th anniversary of Woodstock).

“Open up the Pearly Gates…”

“There aint no time to wonder why…..Whoopie we all gunna die”

Like the end of Dr. Strangelove…

Ratings mean EVERYTHING…..

So long, mom,I’m off to drop the bomb,So don’t wait up for me.But while you swelterDown there in your shelter,You can see meOn your tv.

While we’re attacking frontally,Watch brinkally and huntally,Describing contrapuntallyThe cities we have lost.No need for you to miss a minuteOf the agonizing holocaust. (yeah!)

…but first, a word from Gieco

If it was only rifles it would save a lot of lives.

“We will all go together when we go”

“… for a minute.”

Even news of a World War wouldn’t be able to fit into the broadcast in a campaign year.

At least it’s only virtual. Damage in the Real World should be relatively minor. But all the Social Media universes are getting pounded and the casualty rates there could easily exceed 90%.

Well that is NOT funny!

Wasn’t this the plot of Tomorrow Never Dies?

We should never get into a war until we know who the sponsors are.

End of the world as we know it? I feel fine.

Never let a good tragedy go to waste!

Much like “Tomorrow Never Dies” (the Pierce Brosnan Bond movie).