Now all we need is a President who protects our liberties.
Painter of Light? I always thought he should be the Painter of Slush. Look at how many of his paintings show ankle deep melting snow. I feel the ice water running into my shoes just looking at them
As a geologist, I LIKE getting coal.
“Energetic Disassembly.” Greatest euphemism ever!
My dog fails to see a problem
Isn’t it about time for Uncle Duke to show up?
He can’t get the carrion in his carryon?
Like “That which does not kill you makes you stronger. Except bears. Bears will kill you.”
That’s just what they did.
Wasn’t this the plot of Tomorrow Never Dies?