Ahh, I remember the days of diligently plugging in those little plastic electrical stoppers to keep little fingers out of the plugs. That lasted about the 2 minutes it took him to figure out how to pop them out of the sockets, and then it was time to try to kill himself by sticking keys, forks, cats, anything he could find into the holes.
The best birth control is being fugly. The next is plan B (hint: get a prescription before you need it). Then the pill. Condoms are way down on that list as they are almost guaranteed to eventually not work if you rely solely on them. (I’d sue if I could afford it.)
Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago
Too bad more people don’t take the choice on the right.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s all about the definition of baby-proof.
deadheadzan over 3 years ago
Oh, Brian, you’re SO BAD! (as I laugh heartily).
Billavi Premium Member over 3 years ago
Some days, this comic seems like a cry for help
[Traveler] Premium Member over 3 years ago
And just remember as you celebrate this holiday, accidents cause people
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Abstinence is 100% effective.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
If only some would practice common sense…..Oy
rAtkinson over 3 years ago
The best “Birth Control” is other peoples children.
Julie478 Premium Member over 3 years ago
✨Bonus Panel✨
https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/baby-proofing-bonus-panel/
smorbie the great and beautiful over 3 years ago
Ahh, I remember the days of diligently plugging in those little plastic electrical stoppers to keep little fingers out of the plugs. That lasted about the 2 minutes it took him to figure out how to pop them out of the sockets, and then it was time to try to kill himself by sticking keys, forks, cats, anything he could find into the holes.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 3 years ago
The best birth control is being fugly. The next is plan B (hint: get a prescription before you need it). Then the pill. Condoms are way down on that list as they are almost guaranteed to eventually not work if you rely solely on them. (I’d sue if I could afford it.)
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
I’m not sure what those pink things are. Something to make corners softer?
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
snip
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Problem solved