Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 27, 2020
July 26, 2020
July 28, 2020
Transcript:
yard sale yard sale items from our yard sale prices available upon request by richard thompson deathtrap sleeper sofa! the widowmaker! hair-trigger mechanism, sunken frame, possibly occupied by evil spirits. heroes of western culture on shellacked cedar shingles! weta membership premium, missing shakespeare & roy rogers. 18 feet of antonio vivaldi on desirable 78's! scratch on side 214, otherwise impeccable. some lesley gore also available. hamster caddy! fits small-xxl. pathogens! packed in six ball jars. decorative coathangers! the smithsonian has nothing like 'em! wandering washer-dryer! flick the switch & off she goes! monet? vermeer? twombly? rubens? aunt blanche? mystery painting! every year a lucky elderly couple finds a picasso at a yard sale! scrape off the ugly sailboat & see what's underneath.
well-i-never almost 4 years ago
How much for the mystery painting?
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
Is there any loose change in the sofa?
Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Any of his 32 bassoon concerti in that 18 feet? Yes, he wrote 32 concerti for bassoon.
paperphrique almost 4 years ago
My folks had a Kenmore washer that tried to escape the basement every time there was an unbalanced load. Thank God it never learned to climb the stairs.
fishbulb239 almost 4 years ago
At least we now know the origin of COVID-19. I wonder how many of the jars were opened.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Darn! I left my wallet in my other pants. Do you take personal checks?