Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 10, 2020
Transcript:
a suburban val-u-less moe's video trinket world hummus aplenty once there was a strip mall, a few small marginal stores anchored by a grocery store. then one day, weak-ened by aggressive competition, a changing clientele & rumors of tainted bulk food, the grocery store went out of business... good bye left adrift, the whole works broke loose and floated slowly away. p.j. piehole's food 'n' fun within days a family restaurant that provides crayons even for adults sprang weedlike from the asphalt. they say the strip mall is up there yet, looking for a profitable place to land. man: so if you wake up & find a strip mall in your backyard don't be too damned suprised! kid 1: that was dumb. kid 2: yeah, tell one about a poodle. kid 3: and a nail gun
well-i-never about 4 years ago
Sadly, we have no spot for a P.J. Piehole’s, unless the dollar store floats away.
Teto85 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Does the poodle use the nailgun or is one used on the poodle?
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
“Fifi, the Angry Poodle, and her Shiny New Nail Gun.” By Neil Gaiman.
gbars70 about 4 years ago
Is P.J. Piehole’s a national franchise? ‘Crayons for Adults’ sounds great!
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
I liked this Tale of the Phantom Strip Mall, kids….