Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 09, 2020
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vestibule havarti 1-95 to baltimore curtainrod dental floss impetigo grocery store conveyor belt purchase divider big mick june skywatch man: ooh! the june sky is crammed with easily visible objects & constellations, including havarti the artisanal cheese & big mickey the copyright violation. man: star light star bright, first star i see toni- what th- west east and, of course, the 21st is the summer solstice, the year's shortest night. on the 28th the starry firmament will fill with auspicious signs & portents: comets, meteors, wheels of fire, knotwork rainbows, kabbalistic symbols writ in lightning, stock quotations formed in the cold discharge of the aurora borealis, rain of frogs, etc. but nbc-4 weatherman bob ryan predicts rain. sorry!
Bulletin! Disney Corp has cancelled “Big Mickey” for legal reasons. Their Quantum Torpedoes were launched and have obliterated that quadrant of the sky, filling it instead with colorful trailers for their newest animated movies….