Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 11, 2019
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September 12, 2019
Transcript:
restaurant closing the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. gobsmasker english cuisine scrod & leeks aghy crimp boiled uggins gobsmacker - food preparation surfaces show evidence of contamination by english cuisine. mama medea's family restaurant mama medea's - several questionable items (macaroni & cheese & tacks) listed on children's menu. bump 'n' grind cofee house live nude dancing girls girls girls hot hot hot bump 'n' grind - numerous embarassing injuries caused by combination of hot beverages & lap dancing. le petomaine's firday is big blowout night! all bean chili lepetomaine's - closed for inadequate soundproofing, poor ventilation & broken chairs.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
I have been to plenty of coffee houses, all across the country, But not one of them featured live nude dancers!
I must be living wrong….
P.S. I heard that Le Petomaine’s stinks….
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
And in the case of Le Petomaine’s, little scorch marks all over the floor and walls.
Kip W over 4 years ago
Mon Dieu! The poor chairs!
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
“Oh, Miss? I’ll have a tall Americano and a lap dance, please. Both with room.”
Bob. over 4 years ago
PJ’s made it this time.