The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 18, 2019

She’s got you there…

Good one, kid. I’ll have to pull this one on some unsuspecting ninny.

Isn’t she just a little cutie? NOT!

how do you factor in the twenty second of every month?

I’d give her 2 more seconds to get her butt out of here.

Just give me a second to find my wallet…

You forgot the twenty seconds of each month.

Pretty Slick !

Smart @ss kid.

Conniving little [youngun].

And how many months have 28 days? (12, of course!)

What about the second Tuesday of each month? Or the second month of the year? There are lots more seconds.

I’m disappointed. I was wondering how many posts I would have to read before someone told me how many seconds are in a year. No takers.

Wait a second, this is the second time I’ve heard this.