Two Party Opera by Brian Carroll for July 15, 2019

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    Gen.Flashman  almost 5 years ago

    A “cement milkshake” aka barium “milkshake” is unfortunately not a myth.

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    Znox11  almost 5 years ago

    As I recall George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were presidents during this era, I wonder if Mr. Kaepernick, et al, have any problems spending the currency featuring these slave owning gentleman? But then again, Nike’s market value jumps $3B afterwards so what do I know.

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    cindysworld  almost 5 years ago

    Thank you Brian, always interesting. I had to look up Vexillology— “the study of the history, symbolism and usage of flags”. Symbolism is very distracting for people.

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    DonLee2  almost 5 years ago

    These days it’s: “A lie rockets into Low Earth Orbit, shedding burning fragments of booster, while the truth stumbles around drunkenly on the launch pad” — and I’ll bet the cops who put out the milkshake tweet are the first to complain about a factual error in the press.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    Bush: “Let’s drop 9,000 bombs on Iraq and Afghanistan per year for 8 years!”

    Obama: “I will stop the warmongering Bush agenda!”

    (drops 12,000 bombs per year for 8 years)

    Trump: “He lied! I will stop the warmongering OBAMA agenda!”

    (drops 44,000 bombs in the first year alone)

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    celeconecca  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t quite get this, but I learned a new word, so not a bad Monday

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 5 years ago

    I can’t wait for Brian’s take on the Racist Toddler in Sheets’ legendarily idiotic and contemptible tweet telling native-born Americans to “go back where they came from.”

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    Charlie Tuba  almost 5 years ago

    Wait a minute! Stars? I specifically asked of polka dots!

    Everybody Wants to Be an Art Directorhttps://youtu.be/mdd4Ci2PQr0

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    jamie  almost 5 years ago

    Ha! Love George’s teeth!

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