Our local store is in the middle of a complete reset. Our cashiers had been trained to ask if you found everything OK. I had the great fortune to be in the line of the funniest cashier who would say, "We thought we would make shopping more of an adventure for you. Just look at all the new friends you have made by asking where things are. And just when you think you know where it is, we will move it so you can look some more. (store name) is dedicated to your shopping pleasure, but we need you to spend more on impulse items. Thank you for shopping at (store name).
My favorite was a guy who came in the other day with a return without a receipt. He got mad when best we could offer was in-store credit; he wanted cash. His play was, “Walmart does it.” Forgetting that in our tiny town, practically everyone has worked there at one point or another. And, no, they don’t either.
My pet peeve. Why, when I have a huge amount of groceries which I bag myself, does someone with three items decide the checkout I’m in is a good place to wait. The cashier will say “take your time”, but I have an urge to yell “go somewhere else!” You can just feel the impatience streaming from them.
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
I once heard a lady ask if the ham she had picked had any pork in it. I once saw a man hand an empty grape stem to the cashier and say “I found this”.
whahoppened almost 5 years ago
Simple enough; the milk goes in the return-to-stock basket. I wanna see if the scanner comes up with a price for Bleeb!
jivanimark almost 5 years ago
Makes cents to me.
Stevefk almost 5 years ago
She should at least give him back her 2 cents worth!
derdave969 almost 5 years ago
It isn’t so much the job, but the class of people it exposes you to.
InvertedCow almost 5 years ago
hence the reason that it is still against the law to kill stupid people. One day at work and I would hit my bag limit.
danholt almost 5 years ago
I have no patience with people who want to see the manager to argue about coupons, either…
Smokie almost 5 years ago
Our local store is in the middle of a complete reset. Our cashiers had been trained to ask if you found everything OK. I had the great fortune to be in the line of the funniest cashier who would say, "We thought we would make shopping more of an adventure for you. Just look at all the new friends you have made by asking where things are. And just when you think you know where it is, we will move it so you can look some more. (store name) is dedicated to your shopping pleasure, but we need you to spend more on impulse items. Thank you for shopping at (store name).
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Some times the customer is not always right.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
How much is that green slime he’s buying?
Nate England almost 5 years ago
My favorite was a guy who came in the other day with a return without a receipt. He got mad when best we could offer was in-store credit; he wanted cash. His play was, “Walmart does it.” Forgetting that in our tiny town, practically everyone has worked there at one point or another. And, no, they don’t either.
MichaelHelwig almost 5 years ago
That guy looks like he lives in his parents’ basement.
JudyHendrickson almost 5 years ago
I used to say tomysef ohhhh,howILOVEmy job!!
Diat60 almost 5 years ago
My pet peeve. Why, when I have a huge amount of groceries which I bag myself, does someone with three items decide the checkout I’m in is a good place to wait. The cashier will say “take your time”, but I have an urge to yell “go somewhere else!” You can just feel the impatience streaming from them.
Amra Leo almost 5 years ago
Ah, Bleeb. Peekin’ ’round the peanut butter…
Rabies65 almost 5 years ago
My mom, often falling for junk science food trends, bought 2% milk, or as I called it, 98% water.
ekke almost 5 years ago
The real question about 2% milk: what is the other 98%?
Bonita Voigt almost 5 years ago
After the “chickie” remark he wouldn’t have made it any further to say the rest of that stupid sentence with me.
BubbleTape Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“chickie”? i think that entitles her to shove 100% of that carton of 2% milk up his crevice where there is 0% sun.
TheLetterista.com almost 5 years ago
If a half gallon costs $4, then at least he got the math right.
William Stoneham Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Assuming this genius doesn’t know that whole milk is only 4%, his calculation is based on 2% of $4 for a half gallon.
AtariDragon almost 5 years ago
Another very disturbing hand.