Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 11, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    “Here, Spot!” “Spot’s not here, man.”

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Ah, the uses of “grass”!

    When they first started playing baseball on artificial turf, they asked a player named Tug McGraw what he thought about playing on “fake grass” – he said he didn’t smoke the stuff.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It’s like a tonic for them to do that, but in the end it just makes them throw up.

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    Anathema Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Both medicinal and recreational grass is legal in my home state.

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    Vilyehm  almost 5 years ago

    Mark is to polite to show the third panel:

    Depositional.

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    Ontman  almost 5 years ago

    A weed is a weed is a weed.

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    Waittilnxyr  almost 5 years ago

    Another gem from Mark!

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Medicinal grass, eh?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Dogs can cause your lawn to go to pot.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    The hurl and rock n roll phenomenon

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Aah, the memories of doggie poop-patrol in the back and finding healthy green grass all rolled up in it. Thank you Phydeaux for helping me mow.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Better check where he is rolling…

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    DebUSNRet Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    …or just trying to get a few fleas off, thereby inviting more!

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    Lawn grass madness!

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    Plods with ...™  almost 5 years ago

    Ah the life of a dog….

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    HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Awwww, lol!

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Hey, man! Where’s the Cheetos in the bottom panel?

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    anomalous4  almost 5 years ago

    Grazing in the grass is a gas, baby, can you dig it?

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    StephenRice  almost 5 years ago

    If it’s medicinal, the dog pukes it soon afterward. If it’s recreational, there are impurities in the grass.

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