Not a good decision, Poncho. You’ll hit, die, wake up in Hell, see what appears to be the same all-you-can-eat buffet, go in… and find that the only things they ever serve are cold okra stew, and boiled-millet casserole. That’s all you can eat, for the rest of eternity.
And the squirrels you have chased will be in charge of the place, and they will be mocking you. Forever.
The one good thing about it, is that you aren’t really required to tip. Even the Devil has some sense of decorum.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 5 years ago
In a dream, you can stick the landing. But if it were my dream, I would have lost my wallet in the free fall.
Algolei I almost 5 years ago
I used to bounce, but then I bought a waterbed. Now I splash.
dwane.scoty1 almost 5 years ago
Bet Poncho forgot Chazz’s Visa card!
Meg: All Seriousness Aside almost 5 years ago
Kinda reminds me of Jack Benny’s “Your money or your life”.
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Going in for the supreme mooch ! Surprised he does not have his mouth open already ;-)
Perkycat almost 5 years ago
Of course Poncho would be dreaming about food…..even in a falling dream.
DavidPlatt almost 5 years ago
Not a good decision, Poncho. You’ll hit, die, wake up in Hell, see what appears to be the same all-you-can-eat buffet, go in… and find that the only things they ever serve are cold okra stew, and boiled-millet casserole. That’s all you can eat, for the rest of eternity.
And the squirrels you have chased will be in charge of the place, and they will be mocking you. Forever.
The one good thing about it, is that you aren’t really required to tip. Even the Devil has some sense of decorum.
danketaz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I once dreamed I crash-landed and crawled out of a me-shaped hole. Thank you Looney Tunes!