Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 26, 2019

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    Bill Thompson  almost 5 years ago

    If you do stay in the kitchenette, don’t let your neck ask for seconds!

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    A stripped down kitchen, play poke her in the bedroom.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t let ’em cook your goose.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    … kitchenette or bust?…

    …or…

    … Kitchenette Funicello?…

    …I really can’t stand the kitchenette, but it was only a mercy being in it…

    …I would not fry bacon in the nude in the kitchenette…

    … Frog Applause starts my day off better than a bowl of Froot Loops covered in thala-siren milk…

    …engorged …

    …there, I said it…

    …come for the Frog…

    ….stay for the Applause…

    …uh, hello, my eyes are up here…

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    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    Seems her kitchenette also had an awfully low ceiling.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 5 years ago

    Turkish Joak coming over the horizon. Nice touch.

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    Ray*C  almost 5 years ago

    If you can’t stand the warmth, get out of the kitchenette.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I don’t have much so I’ll just note that kitchenette has the same meter as Edelweiss so you could sing about one of those though the Sound of Cooking doesn’t seem like much of a movie.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 5 years ago

    Back to back, belly to belly … well I don’t give a damn ‘cause we’re cookin’ already ….

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    I am left, serving my guests, in a damn kitchenette.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 5 years ago

    Cindy tells me, the rich girls are leaving,

    Cindy tells me, they’ve given up sleeping alone

    And now they’re so confused

    By their new freedoms.

    And she tells me

    They’re selling up their maisonettes

    Left their Hotpoints to rust in their kitchenettes

    And they’re saving their labels for insane reading.

    -“Cindy Tells Me”, Brian Eno

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    Arianne  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve heard of getting your nose out of joint, but… wow!

    And she’s really going for baroque with those Keshi pearls.

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    Arianne  almost 5 years ago

    Feeling down ‘n’ dirty, feeling kinda mean

    I’ve been from one to another extreme

    This time I had a good time, ain’t got time to wait

    I wanna stick around till I can’t see straight

    Fill my eyes with that double vision

    No disguise for that double vision

    Ooh, when it gets through to me, it’s always new to me

    My double vision gets the best of me

    ~Foreigner

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    INGSOC   almost 5 years ago

    god bless this kitchenette, but she/he doesn’t clean it

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    I’m feeling deeply fried.

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    Sun  almost 5 years ago

    Our next contestants will dance for us the Claustrophobic Tango.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    For a time when I was working (a couple of states over from “here”) I had an “efficiency” apartment (being a single guy). The Kitchen, such as it was, had a sink, a mini fridge (one of those such as kids have in college dorm rooms or executives have in offices), a stove, and limited cabinet space; the counter was just adequate. Most of the time I ate out.

    From which it follows: I was obeying Sister’s ukase even before she issued it! —That’s how loyal a Froglandian I am!

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    Do drop in It is no sinIf you think it bestAvoid the bassinetAnd take a sitAway from my kitchenette

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    What, leftovers again?

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Day 2: It’s getting hot in here!

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