The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 28, 2019

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    wiatr  almost 5 years ago

    That doesn’t stop you from DOING it.

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    tauyen  almost 5 years ago

    One of the silliest pieces of legalese ever – according to them one can’t even talk about the game without permission. Always thought it would good if a million people would send a request for permission to talk about the game after every game.

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    John M  almost 5 years ago

    Can you promulgate them instead – all sounds rather nugatory to me though (game and legalese)

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    docforbin  almost 5 years ago

    TL:DR verson: DVR this game and you go to jail. Never mind there have been SCOTUS rulings that stated that it’s all right to record TV programs for later viewing.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He may not what “disseminated” means, but all he has to do is look at his kid and know the results.

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    Jeff0811  almost 5 years ago

    It’s the opposite of inseminate. So like when you are going to have relations with your wife and she says, “Not tonight dear, I have a headache”. She just disseminated you. Sorry to be so graphic. I know what it really means, it’s just that my wife has been disseminating me for the past 5 to 7 days.

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    Herb L 1954  almost 5 years ago

    And don’t tear off the tag from your mattress.ICU ;)

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    comixbomix  almost 5 years ago

    Well, Brutus, it’s like this: the last time you were ‘disseminated’, the result was Wilberforce…does that help?

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    mmmmary  almost 5 years ago

    Away from the subject for a moment. It always cracks me up the way Wilberforce (and Hattie) hang on the back of chair. I would think their arms would get really, really tired! And the kids never get any taller.

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    ChazNCenTex  almost 5 years ago

    Now we know why he only has one kid.

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    donut reply  almost 5 years ago

    Oxford Dictionaries: “having spread throughout an organ or the body.” That might hurt!

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    paranormal  almost 5 years ago

    That’s when the doctor takes a sperm sample…

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