Best way to improve relations with Trump is to hack into his digital systems (that you know are insecure), hire some prostitutes to do a pee-pee dance for him, give him a sweetheart money laundering deal or, yes, promise him dirt on Biden (“Iran, if you’re listening”; “if it’s what you say it is, I love it…”). Or send him beautiful “love letters” (especially if they include detailed transcripts of what you hacked from his insecure communications).
It worked for Russia. It worked for North Korea. It worked for Saudi Arabia.
If Iran plays their cards right, they can have Russia trusting Ayatollahs Khamenei more than his own top intelligence advisors (that he appointed), just as he trusts Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un and Mohammed bin Salman more than his own top intelligence chiefs.
Here’s an idea. Create a distraction by sending Trump a doctored satellite image that purports to show Iraq stockpiling weapons of mass destruction. Then he can wave it around at a press conference, threatening to invade that hapless country one more time.
Iranian leaders need to do what North Korea’s lil Kim does and pretend to kiss his derrière. Trump simply cannot resist singing the praises of a brutal despot who pretends to kiss his behind. Trump will give ’em what ever they want without getting anything tangible or verifiable in return.
Send him a nice letter.. stay in his hotels.. leave large tips.. buy one his junk properties at inflated prices.. say something nice about his son in law (without smirking).
If you really want to distract the Nitwit-in-Chief from the activities in the Middle East, just send him a tweet about a horde of immigrants from Mexico taking over Mar-a-Lago. (:
The sad thing is that every slime-ball leader on Earth knows just how to “play” this pathetic excuse for a President. This crap has to end soon. Donald tRump for prison-2019!!!!!!
DD Wiz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Best way to improve relations with Trump is to hack into his digital systems (that you know are insecure), hire some prostitutes to do a pee-pee dance for him, give him a sweetheart money laundering deal or, yes, promise him dirt on Biden (“Iran, if you’re listening”; “if it’s what you say it is, I love it…”). Or send him beautiful “love letters” (especially if they include detailed transcripts of what you hacked from his insecure communications).
It worked for Russia. It worked for North Korea. It worked for Saudi Arabia.
If Iran plays their cards right, they can have Russia trusting Ayatollahs Khamenei more than his own top intelligence advisors (that he appointed), just as he trusts Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un and Mohammed bin Salman more than his own top intelligence chiefs.
Dtroutma almost 5 years ago
Or a Big Mac and bucket of KFC.
Daeder almost 5 years ago
Just go back to calling the country Persia instead of Iran. Il Douche’s armada will be too busy looking for “Iran” to mess with you!
hrhitter almost 5 years ago
Unfortunately, this would probably work.
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
Here’s an idea. Create a distraction by sending Trump a doctored satellite image that purports to show Iraq stockpiling weapons of mass destruction. Then he can wave it around at a press conference, threatening to invade that hapless country one more time.
Jason Allen almost 5 years ago
Iranian leaders need to do what North Korea’s lil Kim does and pretend to kiss his derrière. Trump simply cannot resist singing the praises of a brutal despot who pretends to kiss his behind. Trump will give ’em what ever they want without getting anything tangible or verifiable in return.
Bookworm almost 5 years ago
This would be hysterically funny if it weren’t so terrifyingly true.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Send him a nice letter.. stay in his hotels.. leave large tips.. buy one his junk properties at inflated prices.. say something nice about his son in law (without smirking).
Scoutmaster77 almost 5 years ago
Sigh…
deadheadzan almost 5 years ago
You nailed it, Mike.
kentmarx36 almost 5 years ago
If you really want to distract the Nitwit-in-Chief from the activities in the Middle East, just send him a tweet about a horde of immigrants from Mexico taking over Mar-a-Lago. (:
jimchronister2016 almost 5 years ago
Anybody knows he wants any dirt on anybody as long as it makes this physio look good!!!!
jvscanlan Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Too accurate to be funny :)
bakana almost 5 years ago
Some IDIOT told tRump that “Wartime” presidents always get Re-elected.
Coopersdad almost 5 years ago
The sad thing is that every slime-ball leader on Earth knows just how to “play” this pathetic excuse for a President. This crap has to end soon. Donald tRump for prison-2019!!!!!!