Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 23, 2019

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    robolt  almost 5 years ago

    Strait talk

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Where was this in March when we really needed it?

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    JoanHelen  almost 5 years ago

    Actually it’s the lioness that does the hunting. His wives catch the meal and then they have to wait while His Royal Highness eats. Only after that do the wives and the cubs get to eat. Small wonder the lionesses have such sleek figures. :)

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Because it’s in his contract.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I near metaphor I didn’t like

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    Diat60  almost 5 years ago

    I think that metaphor boils down to one word – RUN!

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

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    ccomebacktour  almost 5 years ago

    Get LOST HORIZON ! (movie)

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    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    New TV show…." Punk a monk" The lion is remote controlled.

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 5 years ago

    Remember that you don’t have to be faster than the lion, just faster than the other guy.

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    skyriderwest  almost 5 years ago

    The lion is not really lurking, though. Not as such, if you get my drift. Pretty much right out there in the open, in a kind of non-lurking way.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    Two for one lunch special.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Meta phors be with them.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Jump, Grasshopper, jump very far!

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    Jon Schutter  almost 5 years ago

    The lazy male isn’t usually the one you have to worry about. Unless you’re a female.

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