I have more sad news about Rotifer. 9 years ago his pasta addiction got the better of him and we had to send him to an overseas “camp” to dry out. The treatment he received involved sheep testicles.
He has relapsed several times since, almost always the result of that hussy Teresa posting pasta-related cartoons (she does this on purpose).
Well, she did it again on Thursday with the Chef Boyardee reference. That triggered poor Rotty’s memory and sent him on a Lasagna, Manicotti, Cheese Ravioli, Fettuccine Alfredo, Chicken Alfredo, Tortellini, and Spaghetti bender. We had to have another intervention, and he’s agreed to go to “camp” (yet again) at an undisclosed location in Idaho that specializes in the treatment of pasta-related dependencies with massive amounts of whitewater, gin, vodka, red wine and gruel.
A few years ago I felt the need to wear socks to bed in the winter. I have taken to wearing them to bed all throughout the year. I found Acorn fleece socks on sale from several catalogs for ridiculously low prices. I bought them one size larger to allow for an underlayer if needed. This last winter, our first in our new home, about 1000 miles north of our old home, I needed that layer. The Mrs. being a ginger has worn socks to bed for years. We like it cool at night but we don’t like cold floors at anytime. And they make great socks for your Sorels or Wellies if you want to be lazy and not change out before you put the boots on.
This is likely to be true only in the case that you are an untidy, disorganized person. I am reluctant to believe that of Sister Teresa. She wouldn’t fib to us, would she?
Arianne almost 5 years ago
Fabric softener – for when you need to stop your socks from humping your pant legs.
Arianne almost 5 years ago
George Harrison’s rejected lyrics-
Now I’m stepping into this old brown sock
Baby, you know love’s a crock
I’m so glad you came here, it won’t be the same now
Fluffy socks rock!
Arianne almost 5 years ago
♥ You complete my feet! ♥
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
LOOKING FOR SEWNARE SOCKS OR SONAR SOULS…
The Old Wolf almost 5 years ago
My wife is a supreme sock knitter. She loves finishing the second sock.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
…. aaaaah black socks and brown shoes… black souls and brown noses..
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
Contrary to myth and legend, a soul mate is fleeting thing. You can treasure a pair of matching socks forever, defined as until the heel wears out.
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Might as well gump
Go ahead an’ gump
Howard'sMyHero almost 5 years ago
Sock it to me Teresa …!
INGSOC almost 5 years ago
the length of each sock is determined by just one foot
3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago
… sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me…
… when I was a tweenager my soul mate was a sock…
… Lambchop- you dirty birds…
… those are weird but comfy looking socks…
… camping by a creek is creepy…
… I keep listening to the babbling brook…
… no, wait…
… that’s Joe Biden on the Tv…
…’Everybody’s talkin’ ‘bout a new way of walkin’…
…everything you wanted to know about sock but was afraid to ask…
… soulmates doesn’t always mean your happy…
…but that Yinz rather be miserable with them then happy with anyone else…
Mother Thalweg almost 5 years ago
Dear FA friends of Rotifer Thalweg
I have more sad news about Rotifer. 9 years ago his pasta addiction got the better of him and we had to send him to an overseas “camp” to dry out. The treatment he received involved sheep testicles.
He has relapsed several times since, almost always the result of that hussy Teresa posting pasta-related cartoons (she does this on purpose).
Well, she did it again on Thursday with the Chef Boyardee reference. That triggered poor Rotty’s memory and sent him on a Lasagna, Manicotti, Cheese Ravioli, Fettuccine Alfredo, Chicken Alfredo, Tortellini, and Spaghetti bender. We had to have another intervention, and he’s agreed to go to “camp” (yet again) at an undisclosed location in Idaho that specializes in the treatment of pasta-related dependencies with massive amounts of whitewater, gin, vodka, red wine and gruel.
If all goes well he’ll be back in two weeks.Sincerely,
Rotifer’s Mother
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
You sound like you’re in jail. Some kind of confinement. Try barefootin’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTevhu1ndQM
Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
A few years ago I felt the need to wear socks to bed in the winter. I have taken to wearing them to bed all throughout the year. I found Acorn fleece socks on sale from several catalogs for ridiculously low prices. I bought them one size larger to allow for an underlayer if needed. This last winter, our first in our new home, about 1000 miles north of our old home, I needed that layer. The Mrs. being a ginger has worn socks to bed for years. We like it cool at night but we don’t like cold floors at anytime. And they make great socks for your Sorels or Wellies if you want to be lazy and not change out before you put the boots on.
willie_mctell almost 5 years ago
Being male I have s simple solution. A drawer full of identical socks.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
This is likely to be true only in the case that you are an untidy, disorganized person. I am reluctant to believe that of Sister Teresa. She wouldn’t fib to us, would she?
chromosome Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Really interesting art today!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Buy all the same color an that problem vanishes.