The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 28, 2019

if he knew any better, he wouldn’t have married a witch like you, Gladys!

I think that would qualify him for a PhD. It was once explained to me that the way higher education works is to teach you more and more about less and less, until you finally know everything about nothing.

And then there’s the definitions of the different degrees, starting with B.S. – we all know what that is – followed by M.S. which is More of Same, then PhD – Piled Higher and Deeper.

“Someone who knows everything about nothing.” Isn’t that the definition of an expert?

An expert is someone who knows a lot about one subject but nothing about life.

Gotta fill up the unused memory with something. Better useless information than hatred.

I’d rather know a little about a lot of things. (It comes in handy for trivia games.)

I saw an interesting factoid on “What on Earth?” last night. The first man-made object in space was not Sputnik, but a man-hole cover the USA blew into orbit with a nuclear bomb test… I just couldn’t stop laughing… ☺

he knows you

It sometimes seems that way, when I try to figure out Trump’s base.

It’s on the internet so it must be true.