Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 14, 2019

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 5 years ago

    “…but he got his wish.”

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    juncarlo  almost 5 years ago

    But it’s known that he managed to mate. Sadly he died by a blow from a newspaper.

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    He was flittering around the house bugging me, then I swatted him.

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    Zykoic  almost 5 years ago

    What did he eat?

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    Much better than Jeff Goldblum’s fate in the movie!

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    thetraveller4  almost 5 years ago

    Pretty fly for a white guy…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Be careful what you wish forrrrrrrrrrrr

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    Display  almost 5 years ago

    Just step into this machine with David Hedison and Jeff Goldblum…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Wow, you get the good and the bad with the wiz. I wonder if the poor sot got to fly at least.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    it was a suicide after he found he was irresistibly drawn to poopie

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    Dr_Zinj  almost 5 years ago

    Oh yeah, he has the abilities of a fly. He can zip himself up in less than 0.5 seconds!

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    Kip W  almost 5 years ago

    He should get a refund. That was one of the liabilities of a fly.

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    tirnaaisling  almost 5 years ago

    I think the Wiz confused abilities with traits. Personally I can’t see many useful abilities in a fly other than flying, make me a wasp any day ;-)

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    he forgot to zip up his fly

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