Jeff Stahler for May 31, 2019

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    NeuralCapsule  almost 5 years ago

    If I could tell you that Americans didn’t elect an Orange Howler Monkey president then I would..

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    It so difficult for Americans when educated people use proper English.

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    hermit48  almost 5 years ago

    Translation: I ate my sister’s candy.

    “If we had had confidence that the president clearly did not commit a crime, we would have said so.”

    Translation: He committed a crime.

    “We did not, however, make a determination as to whether the president did commit a crime.”

    Translation: We were not allowed to under Department of Justice policy.

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    Mueller’s choice is to either get shot or be hung. Either way, the outlook is not optimistic. One thing his efforts have proven: Buttercup definitely is not now and was never presidential quality.

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    DanFlak  almost 5 years ago

    There are things that man (or free citizens of the United States) was not meant to know. The full details of the Mueller Report are some of them.

    Trust Barr, trust Trump.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    She’ll “barr” you from using the swing set.

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    brwydave Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    OK Kid, first the dentist, then the debate team and finally law school. You have a great future.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    You wouldn’t trust your children to be in the hands of a psychopath, why do you trust your government in the hands of one?

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