Clay Jones for May 29, 2019

Boris Johnson is a loud, brash, nonsensical, clownish buffoon with fake blond hair and an oversized ego. He looks like Donald Trump, sounds like Donald Trump, and this British Prime-Minister wannabe was even BORN IN NEW YORK CITY, just like Donald Trump, 18 years and 3 days after Trump.

“Only I can fix it” — shades of Trump, and just like Trump, it means no one can leave it more broken than he can.

Obviously a cheap clone, quickly sent out of the country to be raised in Great Britain where they thought he would be safely out of the way from doing harm.

Given our special relationship, I suppose this was inevitable..

Boris can give Bonespurs a run for his money on crazy.

If it weren’t for the Boris written on his coat, I thought it was Trump.

So well done! Love this one.

Even The Economist calls him the “_politician who has done most to let down his party and country_”.

And just like Trump, he’s being sued for misconduct in public office, especially for abusing the public’s trust during the 2016 Brexit referendum by lying about the UK’s spending on European Union membership.

Terrifying how similar they are. Boorish and obnoxious with no real idea how everything works. They must have had the same hair weave specialist too.

Good lord! You mean there’s two blowhards who want to pretend to be a leader?

Putin must be laughing and laughing…first #45, now Brexit…most successful disinformation strategy ever.

OH GOD… you mean there’s TWO OF THEM??

What’s the worst that can happen?? Just wait………

I’ve seen this bad movie before.

Have Boris and Trump ever been seen together. Could they be the same person? They at least they get their ties at the same place.

We might not be alone. Are Aliens or Steve Bannon sending wannabe Trump clones to destroy the Earth?

Zebrastripes said, “Good lord! You mean there’s two blowhards who want to pretend to be a leader?”

There are three. Three of a kind. See Doug Ford in Ontario, Canada.