Anyone who has given care to the elderly is aware of the hazards of shrapnail. I admit, I’ve never heard of one going up a nostril, but my eyeglasses have saved my eyes on numerous occasions.
Yep, it was bound to happen. Just like, statistically, when you flip a coin there’s a non-zero chance that it will end up balanced on edge. Which is the root of the typical college student’s behavior: Heads, we get loaded, tails we get stoned; if it stands on edge we study!
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
oh, that’s helpful, Earl
wiatr almost 5 years ago
You share a bed, Earl. Do you really want her letting them grow?
Alondra almost 5 years ago
Next time she clips them she’ll aim for your nose.
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Overkill Earl ….. Sometimes tis best to stay quite :-)
iggyman almost 5 years ago
“Nailed” it Earl!
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
You’re a big help, Earl!
assrdood almost 5 years ago
Earl the statistician.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
The question is…at this very moment, WHERE IS IT? EWWWW
Al Nala almost 5 years ago
Lemme see, here… Toes to nose, ~36". Nostrils, ~1/2" square. Clippers, + or – 15 degrees off horizontal. Carry the 12…. Nope, can’t do it.
lagoulou almost 5 years ago
But has it come out yet?
magicwalnut Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I envy her ability to reach her toes…
Perkycat almost 5 years ago
Now every time I clip my toenails, this is going to be on my mind. Thanks!
garcoa almost 5 years ago
If you have an infinite number of people clipping their toenails…..
pcolli almost 5 years ago
At least it wasn’t the bird of paradise.
Bookworm almost 5 years ago
Anyone who has given care to the elderly is aware of the hazards of shrapnail. I admit, I’ve never heard of one going up a nostril, but my eyeglasses have saved my eyes on numerous occasions.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 5 years ago
Given any possibility — no matter how improbable — and enough time or events, anything possible must happen.
ElGato almost 5 years ago
Just send her to a PEDICURISTEarl!
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
Yep, it was bound to happen. Just like, statistically, when you flip a coin there’s a non-zero chance that it will end up balanced on edge. Which is the root of the typical college student’s behavior: Heads, we get loaded, tails we get stoned; if it stands on edge we study!