Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 05, 2019

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    juncarlo  almost 5 years ago

    That is also why there are no dragons, Noah did not admit them to the ark for fear that they would start a fire.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And that’s why you’ve never seen a unicorn to this very day !

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    I think if he wanted, he could get his point across.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Chalk another one up to a bureaucratic snafu.

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    dlkrueger33  almost 5 years ago

    “You’ll see green alligators and long-necked geese. Some humpty-back camels and some chimpanzees. Some cats and rats and ely-phants, but sure’s yer born – you won’t see any UUU-NEEEE-CORNS!” (Ear worm of the morning. Thank you, Irish Rovers).

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    luvcmx  almost 5 years ago

    Does Ralph have a partner?

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Always trying to horn in…

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    hooglah  almost 5 years ago

    Actually, Unicorns were late and the Ark had closed up, and it was raining when they arrived.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    I have several friends who believe in a literal interpretation of Noah’s ark.

    Sometimes, humanity really scares me.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Seen variation on this over the years including accidentally admitting two of the same sex.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    He got 86’d a little while ago.

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